The ugly chat up lines are the ones that are either downright disgusting, awfully cheesy, fringing on the creepy, or just not really advisable in any circumstances. They are the kind of chat up lines that can land you in hospital or with a stalker type restraining order against your name.
Use them at your peril!
Ugly Chat up Lines
These chat up lines are the kind of chat up lines that can either get you your head kicked in, get you arrested, or married to a girl who’s uncle is also her brother.
You’d have to be mad crazy to try & use them but if you ever have then please do spill the beans, or add any other mad lines that you know of below.
- The ugly chat up lines:
Say, haven’t I had sex with you? [not likely mate!]
Your legs are like butter, so spread ‘em.
Smile! Its the second best thing you can do with your lips.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Do you come here often? You could do, with me.
I bet you don’t eat pedigree chum because you don’t look like a dog
Can you please tell your body to stop staring at me?
Do you spit or swallow?
Do You Believe In Love At First Sight Or Do I Have To Walk By Again?
Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
Do you like fruit? Suck this, it’s a plum/peach/etc
Do you own chickens, because you sure know how to raise cocks
Hello haven’t I come across your face before?
Ever slept in a £1000 bed? Do you want to?
Excuse me miss, what time do your legs open?
Have you got a plaster? I hurt my knee falling for you
Here’s 10p ring home and tell your mum that you wont be coming home tonight!
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
How was heaven when you left?
I can run faster in desperation than you can run in fear [what!?!]
I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you. [yuk]
I know Jedi mind tricks. Go home with me tonight, you will. [Fuck off you will]
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? [no - fuck off]
I think my medication is wearing off.
I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
If beauty was a rain drop you would be the ocean
If I had one chance to rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you want a carrot, its yours. If you want 24 carrots, keep on walking lady!
I’m a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
Im Doing An Essay On Sexy Things. Can i Interview You ?
I’m lost, can I come home with you
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?
It’s nice to meet a woman who’s beautiful and intelligent.
Oo la la !
Should I call you in the morning, or nudge you?
Sorry to interrupt, but I had to just tell you that you’re lovely.
The only thing I want between us is latex!
There’s a gap in your life! Mind if I fill it?
There are only two times I want to be with you, now and forever.
Walk over to him and lick your finger and put it on him then say “let me help you out of those wet clothes”
Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
Well hello baby what are you doing for the rest of your life
Well here I am, what were your other two wishes?
When did you fall from heaven?
When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together.
You dont sweat much for a fat bird
You’d make a good theif because you’ve stole my heart
You’ve got a huge arse – you’re lucky I’m in love with J-Lo!
You’ll do!
Your dad must be a terrorist, because you blow my mind away!
Your dad must have been a hunter because you’re a fox!
You’re like a compass, without you I’m lost
Your like the air I breathe, I just can’t live without you
You’re the hottest thing since the sun
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
You’re so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.
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