Here’s our selection of good chat up lines. Be warned however, by good we don’t mean it’s a sure fire way to get the object of your desires into the sack, we just think that these chat up lines, if delivered well, will get a big smile or a laugh and it will break the ice for you to chat up the apple of your eye some more - at least that’s the theory anyway!
Good chat up lines
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- The really, really good make ‘em chuckle chat up lines:
Pick a number between 1 + 10 - sorry you lost, you’ll have to take off all your clothes.
If you were my homework I’d be doing you right now all over my desk!
The word of the day is legs; let’s go upstairs and spread the word.
Would you like a ride on my penis?….sorry, I mean motorbike
Hello, I’m blind. May I get to know you by rythmically kneading your breasts?
Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?
I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
Fuck me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don’t you like pizza?
Would you like to stroke my lucky scrotum?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your arse is out of this WORLD!
Your place or mine? (Good rebuttal: Both - you go to yours and I`ll go to mine!)
Can I buy you a drink?
Can you tell your boxers to stop pointing at me
Do you eat kellogs frosties because you’re bringing out the tiger in me grrrrr!
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Lie down, I’ll explain.
Do you own a parrot? No, but I bet you’ve had a cockatoo (cock or two)
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Do you wanna play army? You lay down and I’ll blow the hell out of you!!
Ever heard of a sixty second romance? Have you got a minute
Fancy buying me a drink?? Forget the straw, I’ll be doing enough sucking later on!
Hi ,Im gonna tell you my name ‘why ?’ - So you remember what to scream.
Hi, here’s £20. Go and drink until I turn good looking then come talk to me.
Can I add a branch to your family tree?
The names Bond - Uni Bond, and I’m here to fill your cracks
I don’t normally approach girls like this, but…
I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
I know milk is good for the body but DAMN! How much have you been drinking?
I love every bone in your body, especially mine
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know i could make your BedRock.
I used to hate donkeys until I checked out your ass, Eey-ore!
If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
If I were your homework where would you do me?
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
If you were a burger you’d be a McGorgeous!
Is it hot in here or is it you?
Is that a ruler in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!
Is thier a mirror in your pocket, Because I can see my self in your pants.
Are you a terrorist because baby your the bomb.
Is your secound name jacobs, because your a cracker
Nice Jeans..Do they come off?
Lets play firemen - I can slide up and down your pole.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear! Oh you are? It must be an hour fast.
nice shoes - wanna shag?
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Put your crash helmet on, you’re going through the head board.
Please tell me you’re a mechanic, I need a full service.
Sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Smile if you want sleep with me tonight?
There are 256 bones in your body! Would you like another?
There’s something wrong with my eyes! I just can’t take them off of you
Do you fancy seeing the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors?
Want to play Pearl Harbor? That’s where I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Want to do some maths? Lets add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide my legs, and multiply.
What’s the difference between a hard-on and a Ferrari. I dont have a Ferrari!
Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good!
What’s 2+2? ‘4′..so you’re smart and beautiful
Whats up? Aren”t you talking?
When God made you he was showing off.
You have an amazing smile.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look really hot. You’d look even hotter on me.
You with those curves, and me with no brakes
Your name must be Gillette? The best a man can get.
Your tits look like a pair of chicken fillets, but don’t worry, I feel like chicken tonight.
You’re a very naughty boy - Go straight to my room!
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
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